sleep in barcelona?

people always ask me... what's there to do in barcelona? well....

wine is quite popular..

but you can always start out at the contemporary museum and check out the lively scene outside...
or watch porn in your hotel room.

the ancient roman wall is something that every tourist must see...

or you can do silly things with phallic objects in your hotel room.

the Gaudi House encapsulates this famous architects definitive work..

and the nightlife scene does the same for barcelona lifestyle...

cute spanish boys abound, if you're into random sex...

and sightseeing is a must..

especially make sure you check out the local goods around you...

or you can watch porn in your hotel room..

oh, and go spain !

gay gay gay gay gay gay gay super gay as in i played kelly clarkson

goodtimes last night, word.

someone stripped for a drink ticket (hey, it is the east village after all)


benji didn't get no kisses but an exciting tank top!




and johan thinks my roommate cat looks like nicole kidman from the side.

full moon + gay = goodtimes

maybe it was the full moon that made the gays behave ... well, not so appropriately... but, hey, what do you expect at goodtimes?

our favorite ex-g0-go kyle was pissed because i played billy joel.

antoine was just being himself.

these guys were really up to no good... you can't see, but the two guys on the end were holding the middle guy's balls.

hey, look! it's will, the lead singer of imperial teen!

sam has no gayme... even with this random black guy... oh wait, that's eddie!

kyle sucks mic(k)

newbie andy (left), mike (mids) and french cutie max (right) were all up in my kool aid all night, forcing me to be a bad dj.

i love it when guys roll through already on ecstacy.

oh look! the guy who hates my music! but there was that MGMT confession...

someone threw something which ended up in my hand and in max's mouth... almost

see you at our SUPER GAY GOODTIMES next week

myspace comment of the year

well i'm in atlanta and there's a thunderstorm so what else is there to do than read your redneck friend's myspace comments? this is the real deal:


Zach Jenkins- who wantz to feel the zachhammer



Jun 9 2008 8:59 PM

well i'm glad to here your priorities are coming in to play. having a kid is the single most amazing thing to had ever happened in my life. it's changing everything man. chris i do love you dude, like my blood man me and you have had some great time togather so i'll be strait up with you. Jen told me that you stole my ipod, jordans camera, i personally had a lot of clothes come up missing. anyways... I'm not blaming you. i'm just saying that i helped you with alot of shit,and for you to have done that,that would have been pretty shady but as far as i know thats in the past, even if it was you that stole, i would forgive you. your friendship is worth more than those material things. if you didn't do that shit than i'm sorry i came at you that way. you don't owe me any explanation, because it's not an acusation, i don't know if that is spelled right lol. we need to hang out. anyways get at me.

finland = funland

my trip to finland was short and sweet, so i'll make this really brief in celebration of short and sweetness. Finland: lots of elk, tons of lakes, invented ice skaing, tom of finland is -gasp- from finland, weird-ass accents and cute-ass boys!


some danish girl agreed with me this dude was hot.


some guy sleeping in the design district...


they love their parks, there's a bunch of dead bodies underneath this one, they don't know that (i do cause i'm a journalist)...


i happened to go during the nightless nights (2 weeks) where there is eternal sun. so it was 11 pm when i took this picture.


hot fin posing ....

went to the small town of fiskars where they, believe it or not, invented the scissors with the orange handle...


some weird-ass design chair...


two german lesbo journos, hot older journo, and the swiss guy on the right who really didn't think i could make out with him if i wanted like i told him.


the privilege of getting a private tour in famous architect/designer alvar aalto's home/office.


my favorite fin couldn't keep his hands off me.

some weird ass gay bar.


my favorite romanian living in finland whos actually moving to japan today.


some bitch struttin...

some hot fin in a store.


oh, and Tini, the cutest fin in finland.

!!!

goodtimes @ easternbloc voted for best party- PLEASE VOTE!!! (link below)

yall for real. click here and vote. this passed out drunk guy did.


we were so happy he voted we gave him another bottle of jack.



we love our patrons at goodtimes.



and we're always going out of our way to take care of them

no longer a secret # 2

sam makes delicious pot cookies

trag-lantic shitty !

because i'm homeless, i thought it would be a great idea to go back to atlantic city to see how much money i would lose this time around!

mike and i shared a limo with musto (VV obs) and mr mickey b (paper)

did a bunch of celeb-ish stuff. you know the usual shit, like check out Carmen Electra's domed pool party at harrahs...

bitch didn't bite much...

so we decided to go all gay at the only gay bar in a.c. : west side club...

even though this bar lacked the goods (as in pretty stock), there were cute boys abound at the casinos. some wearing knee high-ish socks...

some muscle guys with skinny legs...

but no one attracted the hunks like jerry seinfeld. we got pretty good seats...

and there was something with patti labelle, but i'm not sure what. because i ate something bad. and got some kind of bug. or virus. with a high fever and several trips to the bathroom. i did not get to see patti labelle for her secret birthday party, or her hung over at the brunch. because i was slipping in and out of consciousness every 20 minutes with clammy hands. i am still kinda sick, so i didn't get to make my flight to maldives and india... ah.. there's always next time.