sunburnt sammy in cozumel

i love mexico, and i love tequila. so i couldn't turn down an assignment reviewing the brand-new lifestyle boutique, all-inclusive Aura Cozumel resort. They gave me a 2-bedroom corner suite with wrap-around balcony. I dunno why.


Maybe they knew Sam was coming to meet me for the weekend, inevitably (and not surprisingly) eating all my food.

and being cool.

Sam spent a few days in Tulum before he came out, obviously affected by the Mayan Gods as he wouldn't stop doing this weird arm dance.

But he did tone it down once we discovered the gym on the rooftop terrace.

I, on the other hand, was distracted by the open bar and jacuzzi with awesome views of the sea.

yum

we cruised the very few hot boys (oh, i'm sorry, left hand side)...


but there really wasn't anything as special as waking up in the morning and having a tall, refreshing glass of homo milk.

our snorkel driver agreed. homo milk and mullets rule.

sam was fond of swimming with the wonderful barracuda and colorful reefs..

i had my own agenda.