one, two, three, four, who broke my FUCKING door

for real... pre-super bowl party or whatever the fuck it was, someone was in it to win it with the destruction of my room...most specifically, my bedroom door!


was it ann, who—whether you judge or not from this picture—is pretty fucking crazy?

Or Chris who obviously looks like he's up to no good?

Or Marcos, who is clearly nuts?

Or my first boyfriend ever(ish), who randomly called out of the blue and had a lil too much to drink?

Or were the killer blondes in it together?
Fuckers.